Dude, you guys. This game is pretty neat, check it out.
Last night, I had the most horrific nightmare I can ever imagine.
D’you know how usually when you think about a nightmare for a while, it sort of turns goofy, and the faces or things you saw eventually become almost cartoony or funny?
This is not so with this nightmare.
I was in a prison, a dark prison, and I was the only prisoner.
Thousands of cells, all of which for me. I would sleep on my bedroll, and in my sleep, a figure would drag me to a new cell.
Every cell held another horror, or phobia, or deep seated fear. My eyes would be pulled open to witness every last one, my ears would suffocate in hellish noises. This was my own personal hell.
Eventually I tried to make an escape from this prison, a mad dash for a possible exit. But a lady in black would not allow it. She had no eyes, yet she stared. I can hardly write any of this without my whole body going up in goosebumps.
I tried to yell at her, to make her give me all she got, to intimidate her. But with each word I spoke, or at least tried to speak, my words just kept getting thicker, and thicker, my muscles slowly filling with lead, and more blank holes where eyes should be kept appearing. All staring at me. There came a point where I couldn’t open my mouth, or move a muscle. I kept trying to scream, I just wanted out. I kept trying to close my eyes, but she would not allow it. She approached me, without moving, simply appearing closer, until her face consumed my vision.
Thats when she told me, that this was hell. This is where I would be if I did not do what I had to do to make my life complete.
With her last word I woke, my body still completely frozen, unable to move, though I was in control of my eyes now, so I kept them shut tight. Not thirty seconds after I woke, I heard my cat scream, probably the loudest I had ever heard her scream, and for no reason.
No one else was awake, not even my other cat was in the house, due to his increasingly ridiculous sheding. I had to bite my tongue to make sure I really was awake, that scream had nailed the lady’s message to my brain. I prayed for morning.
This song worries me. Its so beautiful… I may never hear anything as nice as this ever again… God dammit Lifeformed, how the hell do you make music so good.
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Sounds like its time to play Metroid Prime again…
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God the look on her face, then that handshake at the end, coupled with that rad miku tune (WHATS IT CALLED?? HOLY SHIT). Fuck, THIS is my favorite thing.
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Brony or not, this song is pretty substantial. There’s even a lyric free version if thats how you roll.
1. I walked into the dining room today to find Mom and Dad singing the ‘Trololo’ song.
2. After dinner, Mom asked if I had seen ‘Friendship is Witchcraft: Episode 5’ I had, and we ended up watching it together.
3. Mom then proceeded to show me parts of a ‘Rainbow Bright’ episode, thinking I would like it.
4. Then ‘Annoying Orange’ videos, thinking I would also like them.
Today has been sufficiently both awkward and weird.
That game ‘Journey’, was released a couple days back? Anyways, I bought it. I bought it as soon as I found out it had already been released, and I just got done playing it. Go, buy this game. Just do it. Not a word of English was spoken throughout the game, and by the end, I was crying. This game is just fuckin’ magic, the world is so incredibly detailed and beautiful, the way sand creates waves, the way your character struggles up hills, and glides down slopes, and how incredibly seamless the online factor is (I actually didn’t realize I was playing with another person until about half way through, I thought it was just really good AI or something). Its amazing how the emotions toward your companion goes, from the beginning, where you’re sort of competing for who has the bigger tail thingy, to the end where, you don’t even care how big the other person’s tail is, you just want to be as close as possible to them just to keep from freezing. Another amazing part is the sort of unique communication you have with your partner and the world around you. You get your own unique symbol and sound effect for when you press the talk button, a quick tap will make a small noise and a little symbol appear, while holding the button will do the opposite, so varying quick taps and long presses you can make a sort of musical language that sounds just gorgeous. There are also plenty of little hidden areas and secrets to find, so subsequent play-through’s will stay fresh. Really the only bad part about this game is that its only on PSN, everyone should be able to play this game, they really gotta release it for computer. Also If I was some sort of game reviewer guy this is where I would put ‘10/10’. So what are you waitin’ for!? Go buy it!!